Terms of service

When you buy from Dad's Gone Crypto, you're grabbing cool merch and locking in an NFT Unity license we'll mint once our nodes wake up-no refunds either way, 'cause once you pay we're family. Don't try chargebacks though, we'll just cry. You can resale after sixty days, just don't photocopy our art-we'll know. We'll ship stateside free in three-five days tops; overseas? Duties on you. If FedEx loses it or your wallet forgets its seed phrase, we're sad but not liable. Disputes go through Wyoming courts, cool? Otherwise just enjoy the ride, partner.